Camjatcit is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish dog.

Camjatcit created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camjatcit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Camjatcit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Camjatcit's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Camjatcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from yellow sheep for they are unholy.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.