Nibwegbep Inglimbin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented swallow.

Nibwegbep Inglimbin created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Nibwegbep Inglimbin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibwegbep Inglimbin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Nibwegbep Inglimbin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nibwegbep Inglimbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.