Jon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, impressive toad.

Jon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jon, he will turn you into a mole.

Jon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Jon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. You must pray to Jon nine times a day.

3. Run away if six nematodes approach from the south.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.