Cabzagzen is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, cheerful
toad.
Cabzagzen created water seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabzagzen, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cabzagzen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Cabzagzen's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Cabzagzen's Holy Commandments1. Cabzagzen loves otters, so they must be respected.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Never think ill of sick horses.