Cabzagzen is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful toad.

Cabzagzen created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabzagzen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cabzagzen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cabzagzen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cabzagzen's Holy Commandments

1. Cabzagzen loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.