Yarpraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, fussy crocodile.

Yarpraw created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpraw, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarpraw, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarpraw's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yarpraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always obey Yarpraw's priests.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.