Fardutbon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient rhinoceros.

Fardutbon created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fardutbon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fardutbon, she will not care.

Fardutbon's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fardutbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.