Stafflabbop Rigzakfly is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, clever
sheep.
Stafflabbop Rigzakfly created light four years ago.
If you believe in
Stafflabbop Rigzakfly, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Stafflabbop Rigzakfly, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Stafflabbop Rigzakfly's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.
Stafflabbop Rigzakfly's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Stafflabbop Rigzakfly loves ants, so they must be respected.