Stafflabbop Rigzakfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever sheep.

Stafflabbop Rigzakfly created light four years ago.

If you believe in Stafflabbop Rigzakfly, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stafflabbop Rigzakfly, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stafflabbop Rigzakfly's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stafflabbop Rigzakfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Stafflabbop Rigzakfly loves ants, so they must be respected.