Listgemnell is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful wren.

Listgemnell created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgemnell, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listgemnell, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Listgemnell's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Listgemnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Listgemnell on top of important buildings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not listen to music.