Yarpwodnart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable crow.

Yarpwodnart created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpwodnart, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarpwodnart, he will make you grow a tail.

Yarpwodnart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yarpwodnart's Holy Commandments

1. Yarpwodnart loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never run near dogs.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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