Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand
is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, fussy
coyote
.
Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand
created energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand
, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand
, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand's
most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Nellamnarlsisyimminyartsand's Holy Commandments
1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Never look at moons.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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