Limlimfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful squirrel.

Limlimfom created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limlimfom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limlimfom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Limlimfom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Limlimfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never laugh near hamsters.

5. Worship no other gods but Limlimfom.