Bumlit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, effective aardvark.

Bumlit created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bumlit, she will turn you into a plant.

Bumlit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Bumlit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Never mention snakes.
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