Libbusdud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic slug.

Libbusdud created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Libbusdud, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libbusdud, she will turn you into a plant.

Libbusdud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Libbusdud's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not shave your hands.