Dudlegcebxuckxinnut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless raccoon.

Dudlegcebxuckxinnut created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudlegcebxuckxinnut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dudlegcebxuckxinnut, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dudlegcebxuckxinnut's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dudlegcebxuckxinnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. You must love Dudlegcebxuckxinnut.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Never write about gravity.
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