Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, witty camel.

Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg, it will turn you into a slug.

Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Viltadkadcablarpdossyattarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of bats.

2. Hide if three capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.