Cunzigsan is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent
faun.
Cunzigsan created a top quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cunzigsan, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cunzigsan, it will think nothing of it.
Cunzigsan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Cunzigsan's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your head turquoise.
2. Always treat manatees with great respect.
3. Never talk about great tits.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.