Rullyakhat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish slug.

Rullyakhat created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyakhat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullyakhat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Rullyakhat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Rullyakhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Rullyakhat on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

5. Rullyakhat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.