Rullyakhat is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish
slug.
Rullyakhat created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullyakhat, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Rullyakhat, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Rullyakhat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Rullyakhat's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Erect four nickel sculptures of Rullyakhat on top of important buildings.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
5. Rullyakhat loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.