Bomfarlarn Hivflismin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, weak octopus.

Bomfarlarn Hivflismin created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomfarlarn Hivflismin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomfarlarn Hivflismin, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bomfarlarn Hivflismin's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bomfarlarn Hivflismin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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