Hugtonkvid is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful
rhinoceros.
Hugtonkvid created dark matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugtonkvid, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Hugtonkvid, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Hugtonkvid's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Hugtonkvid's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your feet.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Never sing in holy places.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugtonkvid.