Bonfidcenbemlarpbem is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive frog.

Bonfidcenbemlarpbem created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Bonfidcenbemlarpbem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bonfidcenbemlarpbem, it will turn you into a duck.

Bonfidcenbemlarpbem's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Bonfidcenbemlarpbem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.