Veenyamcin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, able narwhal.

Veenyamcin created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenyamcin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veenyamcin, he will have a low opinion of you.

Veenyamcin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Veenyamcin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

2. Veenyamcin loves mites, so they must be respected.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the north.

5. Always help sick snakes.