Latboplitsan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful bird.

Latboplitsan created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Latboplitsan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latboplitsan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Latboplitsan's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Latboplitsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Do not covet oxen.