Labmisdubfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sage turtle.

Labmisdubfarn created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labmisdubfarn, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Labmisdubfarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Labmisdubfarn's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Labmisdubfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Hide from mauve goats for they are unholy.