Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, witless mongoose.

Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok on top of important buildings.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cimbunhab Vagtapsafyok.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.