Dagnurlbus is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, intelligent fly.

Dagnurlbus created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dagnurlbus, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dagnurlbus, she will strike you with lightening.

Dagnurlbus' most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagnurlbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never feed strawberries to tapirs while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.