Bedingnar is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unfair lizard.

Bedingnar created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedingnar, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bedingnar, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bedingnar's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bedingnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bedingnar.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Bedingnar on top of important buildings.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.