Cibfabged Pignanren is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud wyvern.

Cibfabged Pignanren created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfabged Pignanren, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cibfabged Pignanren, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Cibfabged Pignanren's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Cibfabged Pignanren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Cibfabged Pignanren loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not eat nuts.