Bissgendiss is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omnipotent rhinoceros.

Bissgendiss created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgendiss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bissgendiss, he will ignore you.

Bissgendiss' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Bissgendiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. You must pray to Bissgendiss three times a day.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never feed lentils to ants while wearing black shorts.