Cebranpib is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, effective dove.

Cebranpib created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebranpib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebranpib, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cebranpib's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cebranpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.