Rigsafspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable mink.

Rigsafspag created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigsafspag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigsafspag, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rigsafspag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rigsafspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Rigsafspag on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rigsafspag.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.