Karnabnad is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, boastful giraffe.

Karnabnad created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Karnabnad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Karnabnad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Karnabnad's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Karnabnad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Karnabnad first in all things.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always take life seriously.