Leggigmif is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, annoying snake.

Leggigmif created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Leggigmif, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Leggigmif, he will turn you into a puffin.

Leggigmif's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Leggigmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Leggigmif on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never talk about fire.