Gundadbid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic fish.

Gundadbid created matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gundadbid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gundadbid, it will turn you into a slug.

Gundadbid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gundadbid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gundadbid on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.