Rotfedgigyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless turtle.

Rotfedgigyatt created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfedgigyatt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotfedgigyatt, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rotfedgigyatt's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Rotfedgigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Bats are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Rotfedgigyatt on top of all buildings.