Venveendoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing ferret.

Venveendoss created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venveendoss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Venveendoss, it will cry a lot.

Venveendoss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Venveendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Always help great tits in need.

3. Never jump near gulls.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.