Renbonklad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited wren.

Renbonklad created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Renbonklad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Renbonklad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Renbonklad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Renbonklad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Hide if eight seals approach from the north.

3. Do not take Renbonklad's name in vain.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always help swans.