Gebminomt is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful crow.

Gebminomt created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebminomt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gebminomt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Gebminomt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gebminomt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Never feed nuts to bats while wearing yellow shoes.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never mention porpoises.