Quamsispop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Quamsispop created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamsispop, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quamsispop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Quamsispop's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Quamsispop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Put Quamsispop first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Quamsispop's priests.