Monfossnibquim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, staggering squid.

Monfossnibquim created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Monfossnibquim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Monfossnibquim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Monfossnibquim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Monfossnibquim's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Retreat if eight voles approach from the south.

5. Do not shave your chest.