Higstipmegfumtifhanpib is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring hedgehog.

Higstipmegfumtifhanpib created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higstipmegfumtifhanpib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Higstipmegfumtifhanpib, he will turn you into a worm.

Higstipmegfumtifhanpib's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Higstipmegfumtifhanpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.