Nuttbudkem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able finch.

Nuttbudkem created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbudkem, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttbudkem, she will not invite you to parties.

Nuttbudkem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nuttbudkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never talk about bats.