Miffargep is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ill-tempered frog.

Miffargep created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Miffargep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Miffargep, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Miffargep's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Miffargep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Put Miffargep first in all things.

3. Worship no other gods but Miffargep.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.