Cebbegcep is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unthinking wyvern.

Cebbegcep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbegcep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebbegcep, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cebbegcep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cebbegcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.