Lenbambet is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, calm gerbil.

Lenbambet created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbambet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenbambet, it will turn you into a plant.

Lenbambet's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Lenbambet's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lenbambet.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lenbambet on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. You must pray to Lenbambet nine times a day.

5. Never go into purple rooms.