Cissbedgig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering goose.

Cissbedgig created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cissbedgig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cissbedgig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cissbedgig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cissbedgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.