Lipbaping is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-confident gnu.

Lipbaping created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbaping, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lipbaping, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lipbaping's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Lipbaping's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.