Gemnarster is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying penguin.

Gemnarster created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemnarster, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gemnarster, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gemnarster's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gemnarster's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Gemnarster loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Feed all hungry goats.

5. Do not take Gemnarster's name in vain.