Flagbassont is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless eagle.

Flagbassont created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagbassont, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flagbassont, she will turn you into a sheep.

Flagbassont's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Flagbassont's Holy Commandments

1. Flagbassont loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never laugh near bats.

5. Do not commit murder.