Goddavbast is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, boastful squirrel.

Goddavbast created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Goddavbast, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Goddavbast, he will refuse to believe in you.

Goddavbast's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Goddavbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.