Sadrowzak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust wolf.

Sadrowzak created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadrowzak, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sadrowzak, he will come to you in dreams.

Sadrowzak's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Sadrowzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.